Oppdatert:
23. juli 2010 |
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Oppdatert:
23. juli 2010 |
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GEORG
HU?????
Ler
du ikke av denne trenger du medisinering.
Vi
sier ikke at denne konversasjonen faktisk har funnet sted.
Men, akkurat som for Rikets
Tilstand, så har vi heller ingen bevis for at den ikke har
gjort det.
Den kan altså ha forekommet.
George Hu?
(Av
naturlige årsaker er teksten ikke oversatt til norsk)
We
now take you to the Oval Office: |
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- George:
Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
- Condi:
Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China
- George: Great. Lay it on me.
- Condi:
Hu is the new leader of
China
- George: That's what I want to know.
- Condi:
That's what I'm telling you.
- George: That's what I'm asking
you. Who is the new leader of
China?
- Condi:
Yes.
- George: I mean the fellow's name.
- Condi:
Hu
- George: The guy in China
- Condi:
Hu
- George: The new leader of
China
- Condi:
Hu
- George: The Chinaman!
- Condi:
Hu is leading
China.
- George: Now whaddya' asking me
for?
- Condi:
I'm telling you Hu is leading
China
- George: Well, I'm asking you. Who
is leading
China?
- Condi:
That's the man's name.
- George: That's whose name?
- Condi:
Yes.
- George: Will you or will you not
tell me the name of the new leader of China?
- Condi:
Yes, sir.
- George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is
in China? I thought he was in the Middle
East
- Condi:
That's correct.
- George: Then who is in China?
- Condi:
Yes, sir.
- George: Yassir is in China
- Condi:
No, sir.
- George: Then who is?
- Condi:
Yes, sir.
- George: Yassir?
- Condi:
No, sir.
- George: Look, Condi. I need to
know the name of the new leader of
China
.Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
- Condi:
Kofi?
- George: No, thanks.
- Condi:
You want Kofi?
- George: No.
- Condi:
You don't want Kofi.
- George: No. But now that you mention
it, I could use a glass of milk.
And then get me the U.N.
- Condi:
Yes, sir.
- George: Not Yassir! The guy at
the U.N.
- Condi:
Kofi?
- George: Milk! Will you please make
the call?
- Condi:
And call who?
- George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
- Condi:
Hu is the guy in China.
- George: Will you stay out of China?!
- Condi:
Yes, sir.
- George: And stay out of the Middle
East!
Just get me the guy at the U.N.
- Condi:
Kofi.
- George: All right! With cream and
two sugars. Now get on the phone. (Condi picks up the phone.)
- Condi:
Rice, here.
- George: Rice? Good idea. And a
couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy
in China. And the
Middle
East. Can you get Chinese food in theMiddle
East?
HU'S
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